Wednesday, March 2, 2011

DEEP LIFE QUESTIONS.


So... I have been pondering this for some time:

"Please do not insert anything
other than DVD & sleeve in mailer"

WHAT IN THE WORLD WAS COMING BACK IN THE NETFLIX ENVELOPES? Every time you receive your lovely red envelope from netflix, this nice little message above is printed right on the slot the DVD goes in.  People! What little treasures was netflix getting in the mail?

DVDs exchanged for home videos?

Creepy love notes?

A confession? (dear post-secret...)

Some teen's favorite mix tape?

One of those single-wrapped slices of cheese would fit about perfect...

The unwanted joker from a deck of cards?

Nudy polaroids?

Matches? business cards? baby teeth? used tissues? used something else....

I'm just saying, for this message to be printed on every single envelope, there must have been some issues. Too bad for them because I was thinking about putting my next winning lotto ticket in a netflix envelope.  Anyways, I hope you too have similar ridiculous life questions that plague you daily. HAPPY WEDNESDAY!


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